Blue orchid-the white stripes
right after the speaker is done, I want something that will absolutely horrify the people who don't know me but that the people who do know me will laugh their asses of at to happen. Then the song'll come on as soon s that happens. and somehow I'll tell them from beyond and tell them to get mad drunk that night, cause life's to short to waste mourning over a pompous ass like me.
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you seem so angry today...
This is SO WEIRD, because just last Monday, my sis and I sat down and discussed was was to be played at our respected funerals. It all started when we were at my Pappy's funeral, and they started playing effing Josh Groban, and I turned to her and said, "Please play Metallica at my funeral." And she said, "And what shall I play the following week at Mom's funeral?" And we decided that anyone who even METIONED Josh Groban in connection to either of our funerals was disowned and not allowed to party down at the wake. So now we've got it all planned out. We must all be feeling macabre lately...
So, start learning the words to "Wherever I May Roam" because when that bitch starts playing as I'm lowered into the ground, I expect you to sing along.
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